'British Arguments During the Revolutionary War Essay\r'

'The colonists are smashing for champion(a) thing: complaining. They cry kindred babies for what just a hardly a(prenominal) cents on their sugar and stamps, when in reality we were luck THEM. We made these taxes to defray for the defense of the colonies and to yield the troops. All they do is whine, whine, whine. They go on all day like fools with that idiot saying… â€Å"No taxation without Representation.”\r\n1764-Sugar guess & 1765- Stamp figure out\r\n light Brats\r\nSomehow these peasants have made us look like the villains in the tragical flusht they call the â€Å"Boston mow master.” Hey that is one way to put it, but truly they are the ones to be blamed in this whole bloody mess. The idiots started it by harassing whatever of our own sovereign soldiers, they even finished snowballs at our soldiers. How rude?!? Oh well, they simply put one across’t have class. Sure, a few of the peasants died but it was simply self-defense.\r\n 1770- Boston Massacre\r\nCavemen\r\nThe Peasants have yet again grow up with some crazy antics that even top off their outrageous doings so far. This time they ruin down one of our schooners- The Gaspee to be specific. Yes, that is right they burned down a ship. How grotesque? Idiots! demote yet, cavemen! They have no taste acquit like villagers. They even accused one of our finest commanders who was the captain of the ship- Lt. William Dudingston of being unjust and corrupt. Lies, lies, lies!\r\n1772- The fire of The Gaspee\r\nA Truly Intolerable Act\r\nWait for this one, it is truly mind-b lowlying. Believe it or not, the peasants dressed up as Mohawks Indians and dumped 342 chests of afternoon tea into the Boston Harbor. This is a new low even for them. They are real idiots, wasting away all that tea. How extremely insensitive of them? thither are many people in this world that could have made a use of that tea. On the bright side, we penalise them thoroughly.\r\n'